Artist Bio

Here's a little background story about me:

I was blessed with an average childhood, left school at the awkward age of sixteen, cursed with less than average qualifications and then haggled my way into a rather beige college. I chose to study Fine Art, in which I had shown definite potential. I then fashionably retired from the course several months later, diagnosing myself as suffering excruciatingly from a premature mid-life crisis... An event not to be interpreted daintily. None of this is really important. The important bit is that I eventually became The Famous Artist Birdy Rose. It didn't happen overnight. I wasn't bitten by a spider and I don't have a superhero outfit.